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Planet Schmanet, Janet: 8 song lyrics

Palannet tai et, Janet
Mä sanon kerran
Vaikken sais
Sä oot vaisu, Janet Weiss
Sun piirakkaas
En enää maistais
Sä oot vaisu, Janet Weiss

Mä pistin vakoon siemenen
Sen piti tulla tarpeeseen
Hän on kuuma niin kuin ruuma
Värisee kuin eka kieli
Kun me tehtiin se
Tekikö mieli?

Sä pidät seksin, naisasianais
Sä oot vaisu, Janet Weiss
Tää kaukovauhditin
Sut viettelee ja altistut
Sä kyllä siihen takerrut
Ja mielellään sun mielesi se raiskais

Jalkani! Jaloissani on jotain vikaa!
Pyöräni! Ach, mein Gott, en pysty pyörittämään pyöriäni!
Olemme aivan kuin liimautuneet lattiaan.
Niin olettekin, joten vaviskaa pelosta, te pikku kärpäset!
Rentoutukaa!
Tulette huomamaan, etteivät Maan asukkaat olekaan niin helppoja saaliita kuin te luulette.
Tämä kaukovauhditin, oletan, että se on eräänlainen audiovärähtelyfysiomolekyylisiirtovehje.
That's right, babe.
Tarkoitatteko, että... ?

Jawohl, Brad, se on jotakin, jonka kimpussa mekin olemme työskennelleet jo jonkin aikaa. Mutta
näyttää siltä, etä nämä ystävämme ovat onnistuneet parantelemaan sitä. Der laite, joka kykenee
hajoittamaan kiinteää materiaa ja projisoimaan sen suoraan läpi avaruuden ja kuka tietää, ehkä myös
itsensä ajan läpi.
Tarkoitatteko, että hän aikoo lähettää meidät vieraalle planeetalle, mistä emme voi koskaan palata?

Palannet tai et, Janet
Sä oot vaisu, Janet Weiss
Sä oot vaisu, et kai sä paisu, babe
Sä oot vaisu
Huuto on ratkaisu
Seis!

älä käytä sireeniä
Ota suihke vireeniä
Sä oot hot dog
Mutta älä ota meitä rajusti, Frank Wursti
Sä oot hot dog
Mutta älä ota meitä rajusti, Frank Wursti

Tell you once
Won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

Y'apple pie
Don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed
It should be all you need
You're as sensual
As a pencil
Wound up like an 'E' or first string
When we made it
Did ja hear a bell ring?

Y'got a block
take my advice
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

The transducer
Will seduce yah
It's something you'll get used to
A mental-mind-fuck can be nice

You'd better wise up — Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up
Build your thighs up
You'd better wise up

And then she cries out.

Stop!!

Frank

Planet - Shmanet Janet
Tell you once
Won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

Y'apple pie
Don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed
It should be all you need
You're as sensual
As a pencil
Wound up like an 'E' or first string
When we made it
Did ja hear a bell ring

Y' got a block
Take my advice
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

The Transducer
Will seduce yah
It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind-fuck can be nice

You'd better wise up - Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up
Build your thighs up
You'd better wise up

Narrator

And then she cries out.

Janet

Stop!!

Frank

Don't get hot and flustered
Use a bit of mustard

All
(Voices building)

You're a hot dog
But you'd better not try to hurt her
Frank Furter

Frank

Magenta, Cool it, Baby. OK, Riff Raff the spray.

Dr. Frank-N-Furter

How could you!

Dr. Everett v. Scott

This way! This way!

Riff Raff

Shut up!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter

I'll tell you once
I won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed, it should be all you need
You're as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an 'E' or first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block, well take my advice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
The Transducer will seduce ya

Janet Weiss

My feet! I can't move my feet!

Dr. Everett v. Scott

My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!

Brad Majors

It's as if we're glued to the spot!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter

You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!

Janet Weiss

Oh, we're trapped!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter

It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind-fuck can be nice

Dr. Everett v. Scott

You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine
This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of
Audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device

Brad Majors

You mean

Dr. Everett v. Scott

Yes, Brad
It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time
But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it
A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then
Projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself

Janet Weiss

You mean, he's gonna send us to another planet?

Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Planet, schmanet, Janet!
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up
Build your thighs up
You'd better wise up

Criminologist

And then she cried out

Janet Weiss

Stop!

Riff Raff:

Auf dem 4. Platz Gottlieb Wendehals mit HERBERT!

Frank:

Setz die Zeitmaschine auf Programm 8 und block
alle Ebenen mit 0 ab.

Riff Raff:

Auf dem 3. Platz: DU WIRST AUCH OHNE MICH LEBEN
mit Howard Carpendale.

Scotty:

So einfach kann man uns Erdbewohner nicht er-
fassen. Schätze, diese Zeitmaschine basiert auf
einer Art Audio-Vibrations-Physio-Molekular-
Transport-Formel.

Frank:

Ja, worauf du dich verlassen kannst, Schätzchen.

Riff Raff:

Auf dem 2. Platz HADSCHI HALEF OMAR mit Dschingis
Khan.

Scotty:

Das ist eine Sache, an der unsere Regierung
auch gearbeitet hat. Doch jetzt sieht es so aus,
als hätte das Freundchen hier eine Möglichkeit
gefunden, das ganze zu vollenden - eine Formel,
konkrete Materie aufzuschlüsseln und sie durch
den Raum und vielleicht sogar durch die Zeit
zu projizieren.

Janet:

Sie meinen, er transportiert uns auf einen anderen
Planeten?

Riff Raff:

Und der absolute Tophit dieser Woche heißt:

Frank:

Planet Shmanet Janet
ich sag dir eins:
red nicht so'n Scheiß
lern was dazu - Janet Weiss
Deine Titten
machen mich nicht heiß
lern was dazu - Janet Weiss
Ein kleiner Stoß
das war was los
was kann man schon erwarten
von einem Brett mit Warzen -
wenn wir's machen
kommt's dir etwa auch?
Hier ist ein Rat
lern erst Spagat
red nicht so'n Scheiß -
Janet Weiss
lern was dazu
mach die Schenkel breit
kleine geile Janet Weiss.

Erzähler:

Und da schrie sie gellend auf:

Janet:

Aaaah!

Frank:

Wird es dir zu heiß im Schritt
ist ein bißchen Senf der Hit

Alle:

So ein Hot dog
geiler Bock - die Weiber betört er
Frank'n'Furter

Magenta:

So ein Hot dog
geiler Bock - die Weiber betört er
Frank'n'Furter

Erzähler:
Also, uns muß ja eins klar sein - der Gastgeber ist ein Sittenstrolch. Ein Mann ganz ohne moralische Grundsätze. Der konnte halt gut quatschen. Der quatschte sie alle ins Bett. Welche weiteren Demütigungen hatte der noch in petto für Brad und Janet? Und was war mit dieser Zeitmaschine und der kleinen Show, von der ständig die Rede war? Mein Gott, was sollte überhaupt noch werden? Nach all diesen Nummern war eins hundertprozentig klar: ein Sonntagsspaziergang war wohl kaum - kaum zu erwarten. Erwarten. Warten.

Frank

Planet - Shmanet Janet
Tell you once
Won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

Y'apple pie
Don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed
It should be all you need
You're as sensual
As a pencil
Wound up like an 'E' or first string
When we made it
Did ja hear a bell ring?

Y' got a block
Take my advice
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

The transducer
Will seduce yah
It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind-fuck can be nice

You'd better wise up - Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up
Build your thighs up
You'd better wise up

Narrator

And then she cries out.

Janet

Stop!!

Frank

Don't get hot and flustered
Use a bit of mustard.

All

You're a hot dog
But you'd better not try to hurt her
Frank Furter

PLANETA - MI TETA - JANETA
TE LO DIRÉ
NO LO REPETIRÉ
PONTE ALERTA - JANETA

YO TE ESTRENÉ
Y NI ME EXCITÉ
PONTE ALERTA - JANETA

CUANDO TE PROBÉ
CASI VOMITÉ
TAN SENSUAL
COMO UN TAMAL
RÍGIDA COMO UNA PUERTA

¿CUANDO LO HICIMOS
ESCUCHASTE CAMPANITAS?

NO HAY PASIÓN
NI SOLUCIÓN
PONTE ALERTA - JANETA

EL TRANSEDUCTOR
TE HARÁ MEJOR
PRONTO TE ACOSTUMBRARÁS
¿UN POLVO MENTAL TE GUSTARÁ?

PONTE ALERTA - JANETA
PONTE ALERTA - PARECES MUERTA
PONTE ALERTA

Y ELLA DESPIERTA

¡BASTA!

NOTE PONGAS NECIA
NADIE TE APRECIA

ERES FUERTE
PERO YA DEBES DETENERTE
FRANK FURTER

TAGS: 1991 Icelandic Cast Icelandic Planet Schmanet, Janet Rocky Horror Show
Music and original lyrics by Richard O'Brien. Icelandic translation by Veturliði Guðnason.

Stjörnuvitlausa Janet
reyndu að heyra
ég kalla ræs
reyndu að vitkast, Janet Weiss

Þitt eplapæ
var ekkert næs
þú þarft að vitkast, Janet Weiss

Fræinu er sáð
hér duga engin ráð
er hún einföld
eða kynköld
Fannst þér ég bara
á þér þyngja
eða heyrirðu loksins
klukkur klingja

Þú veist ekkert
hvaðan hann blæs
reyndu að æsast, Janet Weiss

Hljóðorkubreytir
nautn þér veitir...

...Á það bragðið
komst margt flagðið
að sáiræn hugreið
er líka næs.

Stjörnuvitlausa Janet!
Lærðu að æsast, Janet Weiss
lærðu að dræsast
og hættu að læsast
lærðu að æsast
og hún hvæsir
Stopp!

Ef að farið nógu ört er
fer hún að taka við sér

Þú ert svæsinn
og þín foríð nógu svört er
Frank Furter!