RockyMusic

Meister!

Grüß euch Gott
schrecklich nett -
ihr kennt schon meine rechte Hand.
Er ist ein bißchen flippig
manchmal zickig
er dachte, ihr kommt aus Leckerland.
Nicht irritiert sein
von meinem Strapsbein!
Ich hab noch Stoppeln am Kinn.
Am Tag nicht so männlich
nachts ganz lebendig
wenn ich lieb, dann bist du hin.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
from transsexual
Transsylvania.
Bitte - laßt euch führen
ich öffne die Türen
vielleicht mögt ihr's ein bißchen wilder?
Wollt ihr was Visuelles
oder ganz was Schnelles?
Ich zeig Steve Reeves als Bodybuilder.

Bin ich froh: Sie wissen's schon
dürfen wir mal ans Telefon?
Die Zeit drängt leider sehr
Wo wir sind, woll'n wir nur sagen
dann gehn wir zurück zum Wagen
Sie mögen wohl keinen Publikumsverkehr.

Der Reifen ist platt
ihr fühlt euch so matt
Baby, don't you panic
in der finsteren Nacht
wird es euch dann gemacht
Satan kennt sich aus in Mechanik.
Ich bin ein Spitzentransi
from transsexual
Transsylvania
Bleibt über Nacht
ein Imbiß wird gemacht
ich hab ein exklusives Hobby:
ich bau mir grad 'nen Mann,
der's gut machen kann -
blond ... ich nenn ihn ROCKY.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
from transsexual
Transsylvania
Also - kommt ins Labor
ich führ euch was vor
ihr zittert voller Erwartung.
Vielleicht war's der Regen
ihr solltet ablegen.
Ich beseitige die Ursache
und nicht die Symptome.

How do you do
I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry

Right!

We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry

Well you got caught with a flat
Well how 'bout that
Well babies don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night

Night!

Or maybe a bite

Bite!

I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Hit it! Hit it!
I'm just a sweet transvestite

Sweet Transvestite!

From Transexual

Transylvania

So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici...pation
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom

How do you do
I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out by the way that I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man
By the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet Transvestite
From Transexual
Transalvania.
Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovie
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home
Ah - could we use your phone
We're both in a bit of a hurry
We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car,
We don't want to be any worry.

You got caught with a flat
Well how about that
Well babies don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'M JUST A
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSEXUAL
TRANSALVANIA

Why don'tcha stay for the night
(Servants - "night")
Or maybe a bite
(Servants - "bite")
I could show you my favourite obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
and he's good for relieving my tension

I'M JUST A
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSEXUAL
TRANSALVANIA

I'M JUST A
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSEXUAL
TRANSALVANIA

So come up to the lab
and see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with anticipation
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause but not the symptom.