Quote:
more, like the floorshow
COLUMBIA:
It was great when it all began
I was a regular Frankie fan
But it was over when he had the plan
To start working on the IDEAL WHITE, CHRISTIAN MAN TO COMPETE IN POLITICS
And now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love for JESUS CHRIST
Rose Tints my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain
ROCKY:
(Comes forth and does a prayer set to inspirational chorus music)
BRAD:
It's beyond me
Help me mommy
I'll be good, you'll see
Take this dreams away from me
What's this... let's see-
I feel READY TO PROCREATE WITH MY BETROTHED, AND ONLY MY BETROTHED, AND NEVER FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES
Rose tints my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain
JANET:
I feel released
SIN AND WICKEDNESS DECEASED
My confidence has increased!
Reality is here!
My ATHEISM has been disbanded
My FAITH has been expanded
It's a gas since Frankie's landed
His FAITH is so sincere!
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Actually, thinking about it, it would be funny to do Rocky Horror with Frankie coming in dressed like a Senator, and then he rips off his clothes and reveals his transsexual nature. Fun political subtext.