RockyMusic

The Rocky Porno Video Show is a 1986 porn parody of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It is not the only such parody, but it is by far the best known due to word of mouth among Rocky Horror cast members as well as the purity test (I've heard many people say they watched The Rocky Porno Video Show primarily to lower their purity score). Unfortunately as a porno, it is just awful. Terrible. "Avoid, avoid, avoid" is how some put it. I pity anyone who is actually turned on by this. A couple of scenes in particular tend to etch themselves on people's brains, in a bad way. Much like virgin sacrifice though, many of us have already gone through it once and now want to see the appalled looks on the faces of unsuspecting people as they watch it for their first times.

The actual connections to The Rocky Horror Picture Show are limited. Tommy and Tammy are the Brad and Janet equivalents, who run out of gas during a thunderstorm on their wedding night and go up the road to a house where they hope to use a phone. They're greeted at the door by a weird butler named Priapus (the Riff Raff equivalent), who informs them that the phone is out but offers to let them spend the night. They fuck, while others watch them on a monitor. The next morning we're introduced to Mistress Tantala (the Dr. Frank-N-Furter equivalent) by showing her high heels as she slowly walks down the stairs. We then meet the rest of the household (Pandora, Venus, Eros, and Oedipus), and discover they're all aliens from Sexylvania. Lots of sex ensues, including Mistress Tantala individually seducing both Tammy and Tommy with similar dialogue. At the end there's a big orgy, and Priapus runs off to the lab where he transforms himself into a handsome naked stud. Probably the best part of the entire thing is the original theme song played during credits: Come On In, a vague parody of Sweet Transvestite.

• The Rocky Porno Video Show (1986)

Miscellaneous

• Rocky Porno Video Show Theme (Come On In) by Linda Thomas - 3:14, 249 kbps MP3, 5.7 MB (19.0 MB lossless FLAC also available). "Well look who's here, and don't you fear... you've got some time before sundown." This song is a vague parody of Sweet Transvestite. It was performed by Linda Thomas for The Rocky Porno Video Show (1986).

Rocky Horror Cover Songs

• Rocky Porno Video Show Theme (Come On In) by Linda Thomas - This song is a vague parody of Sweet Transvestite. It was performed by Linda Thomas for The Rocky Porno Video Show (1986).