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The Rocky Porno Video Show is a 1986 porn parody of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It is not the only such parody, but it is by far the best known due to word of mouth among Rocky Horror cast members as well as the purity test (I've heard many people say they watched The Rocky Porno Video Show primarily to lower their purity score). Unfortunately as a porno, it is just awful. Terrible. "Avoid, avoid, avoid" is how some put it. I pity anyone who is actually turned on by this. A couple of scenes in particular tend to etch themselves on people's brains, in a bad way. Much like virgin sacrifice though, many of us have already gone through it once and now want to see the appalled looks on the faces of unsuspecting people as they watch it for their first times.

Rocky Porno Video Show (Introduction)Rocky Porno Video Show (Introduction) - 3 minutes 22 seconds (540x406, 30 fps, 22.6 MB). "Hey, wait a minute. Didn't we pass a house a few minutes ago?" Tommy and Tammy (the Brad and Janet equivalents) are stuck in their car during a thunderstorm when they run out of gas, hold newspapers over their heads to avoid the rain, and go to the house up the road where they hope to use a phone. They meet a weird butler named Priapus (the Riff Raff equivalent). Thus begins The Rocky Porno Video Show, a 1986 porn parody of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Amazingly, this particular clip is actually safe for work.
Rocky Porno Video Show (Come On In / Opening Credits)Rocky Porno Video Show (Come On In / Opening Credits) - 3 minutes 14 seconds (540x406, 30 fps, 21.7 MB). THIS IS HARDCORE PORN. PLEASE DO NOT CLICK PLAY UNLESS YOU'RE CERTAIN YOU WANT TO SEE IT. Linda Thomas sings the "Come On In" theme song for opening credits of The Rocky Porno Video Show, a 1986 porn parody of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The song itself is a vague parody of Sweet Transvestite.
Rocky Porno Video Show (Meet the Family)Rocky Porno Video Show (Meet the Family) - 4 minutes 10 seconds (540x406, 30 fps, 28.0 MB). "Hi. You guys are from outer space!" "How did you know?" Mistress Tantala (the Dr. Frank-N-Furter equivalent) is introduced by her high heels, as she slowly descends the stairs. Tommy and Tammy (the Brad and Janet equivalents) are then introduced to the rest of the household, whom we're informed are aliens. From The Rocky Porno Video Show, a 1986 porn parody of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Thankfully, there's no actual porn in this clip.
Rocky Porno Video Show (Queefing)Rocky Porno Video Show (Queefing) - 1 minute 50 seconds (540x406, 30 fps, 12.3 MB). THIS IS HARDCORE PORN... AND A DISGUSTING CLIP AT THAT. PLEASE DO NOT CLICK PLAY UNLESS YOU'RE CERTAIN YOU WANT TO SEE IT. "Priapus... I want you to go and light my candles. I really want to warm up my... pussy." Here we discover the super queefing power of Mistress Tantala (the Dr. Frank-N-Furter equivalent), as she's attended on by Priapus (the Riff Raff equivalent) with a candelabra. From The Rocky Porno Video Show, a 1986 porn parody of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Rocky Porno Video Show (Drink This I Came In It)Rocky Porno Video Show (Drink This I Came In It) - 1 minute 53 seconds (540x406, 30 fps, 12.7 MB). THIS IS HARDCORE PORN... AND A DISGUSTING CLIP AT THAT. PLEASE DO NOT CLICK PLAY UNLESS YOU'RE CERTAIN YOU WANT TO SEE IT. "Juicy nectar... the fruit of the gods." Mistress Tantala (the Dr. Frank-N-Furter equivalent) attends to Priapus (the Riff Raff equivalent), while his make-up disturbingly melts off his face. She then has a martini, while we discover the origin of the "Drink this, I came in it" line. From The Rocky Porno Video Show, a 1986 porn parody of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Rocky Porno Video Show (Will You Come With Us?)Rocky Porno Video Show (Will You Come With Us?) - 1 minute 1 second (540x406, 30 fps, 6.8 MB). THIS IS HARDCORE PORN. PLEASE DO NOT CLICK PLAY UNLESS YOU'RE CERTAIN YOU WANT TO SEE IT. "Tammy... Tommy.. we wish to transport you beyond this galaxy to the planet of Lust, to the swamps of Sexylvania! Will you come with us?" "I now baptize you in the name of seduction, obsession, and temptation!", says Mistress Tantala (the Dr. Frank-N-Furter equivalent). From The Rocky Porno Video Show, a 1986 porn parody of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Rocky Porno Video Show (Priapus Transformation)Rocky Porno Video Show (Priapus Transformation) - 1 minute 12 seconds (540x406, 30 fps, 8.1 MB). THIS IS HARDCORE PORN. PLEASE DO NOT CLICK PLAY UNLESS YOU'RE CERTAIN YOU WANT TO SEE IT. Priapus (the Riff Raff equivalent) runs off to the lab, where he transforms himself into a handsome naked stud with a cock ring harness. All thanks to the power of '80s technology and the spinning double-ended dildo I assume. From The Rocky Porno Video Show, a 1986 porn parody of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Rocky Porno Video Show (Come On In [reprise] / End Credits)Rocky Porno Video Show (Come On In [reprise] / End Credits) - 2 minutes 32 seconds (540x406, 30 fps, 16.9 MB). THIS IS HARDCORE PORN. PLEASE DO NOT CLICK PLAY UNLESS YOU'RE CERTAIN YOU WANT TO SEE IT. "What happened to us?" "I don't know, but can we go home now?" Linda Thomas sings the "Come On In" theme song for end credits of The Rocky Porno Video Show, a 1986 porn parody of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The song itself is a vague parody of Sweet Transvestite.